What is wrong with you people?

I don’t like to complain (lie) but this is really getting out of hand. Just when I think the internet can’t throw any more stupid games at me, another one comes screaming ass first towards me, pummelling me with the audacity of its ridiculousness. Before I can write any more about Butt-Ski Lift I have to don my Grammar Nazi hat and trenchcoat and ask why exactly is that hyphen between the words “Butt” and “Ski”? I could understand ski-lift, but butt-ski? What does that mean? Am I going to strap a snowboard to each cheek and slip down the slopes, hoping that I don’t suffer a nasty heat rash?

I’m going to try to explain the goal of Butt-Ski Lift, but don’t get annoyed with me when this paragraph ends and you’re still as dumbfounded as you were the very second you first saw the words “butt”, “ski” and “lift” together in the same title. Skiing, as all but most of the quadriplegics among us know, is a lot of fun. But riding up the ski lift isn’t.

Hold on a second – since when was riding twenty feet above the ground on a rickety park bench, held aloft by a corroded metal cable which has warped due to the extreme cold, not been fun?

But I digress. The only way to make a ski lift ride fun, apparently, is to get your pants stuck in the chair and dangle upside down, revealing your plump, dimpled arse cheeks for all the world to see. I’m not sure how risking frostbite in one of the most sensitive and important areas of my body is supposed to be fun, but I’ll go along with it, just for this review.

(Click Page 2 for the rest of this review.)

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