Posted by Conor Duffy on Mar 3rd, 2010
And there are dolphins! Dolphins who fly through the air and are your friends! This game has everything! It even has a violent death for the robot unicorn, exploding upon impact with walls or stars, the robot head flying towards the player. And through it all Erasure continues to play, until you have no choice but to sing along, determined to live in harmony, harmony, OH LOVE with the rest of humanity… just as soon as you have one more go.
But it’ll never be just one more. Oh no – you play Robot Unicorn Attack once and you’re hooked for life. There’s no one thing that brings you back; it’s the collective brilliance of everything coming together in one perfect package that makes Robot Unicorn Attack so God damn addictive. Take it as ironic humour or an earnest desire to spread joy into the hearts of cynical gamers.
This is you.
This is you after ten second of Robot Unicorn Attack.
That’s how good it is.
Oh God, why am I even writing this!? I should be playing this game! We should all be playing it! Reading such heart-warming motivational phrases like, “Shoot for the Moon!”, “May all your wishes come true!” and, um, “Persistence is futile!” Destroying stars, collecting fairies, running and dolphins! This is what all games should aspire to!
Robot Unicorn Attack. God damn…
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