I don’t know what it is about the Japanese and extreme weight gain. I mean, I know compared to some of the things you find in Japanese media, that’s pretty damn vanilla, but it’s still kind of weird. Ironically, becoming ridiculously fat is the goal of this week’s good game, Sushi Cat. A product of Armor Games, who rarely put a foot wrong when it comes to their titles, it’s a Flash version of Plinko with the disc replaced by a gelatinous blue cat. This is not as terrifying as it sounds.

Said cat is trying to meet the tabby of his dreams, but through several twists of fate he can never seem to reach her. His solution is to become incredibly fat. No, I don’t know what the thought process is there, but it is a cat, so naturally we’re not going to understand everything he does. Actually, there are real reasons as to why he attempts to grow bigger, but I just find it more humorous if you think the cat’s just weird and his would-be girlfriend is a feeder.

The game is composed of fifteen levels; in each one you must eat thirty pieces of sushi to continue to the next. This is done by deciding a place to drop your cat and releasing him with a click of the left mouse button. Down he tumbles, bouncing off platforms and nomming his way through many a piece of raw fish. I am always amazed at how fattening sushi is in these games. I can only assume it’s based on reality, though I always thought fish was a pretty low fat dish. Still, there are other elements that might contribute to the high calorie count…

Big Mean Flash Gamer – where pointless tangents equal good copy.

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